If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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