never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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