My hand turned me down
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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