it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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