i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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