i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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