I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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