Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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