I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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