Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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