Where did you get a picture of my penis
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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