there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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