WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
His nipple licking is glorious
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