You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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