Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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