My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I party with great urgency now.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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