In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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