Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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