I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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