I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just tell him i said nine months
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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