you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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