why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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