I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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