So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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