It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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