Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Less talking, more tequila
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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