We won't sleep together?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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