Girls should come with a carfax report
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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