last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There's always time for handjobs
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize