found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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