Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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