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say what?
wanna hang out?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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