What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
