Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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