haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
