At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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