I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I lost the right to judge tonight
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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