were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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