We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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