I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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