Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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