i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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