your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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