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(631): View more from New York

And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.

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(602): View more from Arizona

she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.

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(540): View more from Virginia

he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck

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(810): View more from Michigan

I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same

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(806): View more from Texas

I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.

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(209): View more from California

Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.

(209): View more from California

And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.

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(315): View more from New York

Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.

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