You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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