i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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