barbara walters just said penis...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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