Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
