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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way

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  you don't.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.

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• (310): View more from California

  It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.

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  That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?

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