it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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