community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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