ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Randomize
