Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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