is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
